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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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