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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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