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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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