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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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