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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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