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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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