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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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