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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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