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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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