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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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