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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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