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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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