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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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