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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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