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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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