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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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