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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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