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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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