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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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