Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.