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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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