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Pet death
My
aunt
Darla
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Poppy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
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