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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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