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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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