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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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