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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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