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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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