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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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