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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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