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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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