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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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