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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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