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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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