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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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