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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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