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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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