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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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