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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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