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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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