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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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