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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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