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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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