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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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