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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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