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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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