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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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