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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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