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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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