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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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