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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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