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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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