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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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