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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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