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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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