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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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