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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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